Goat Simulator 3 – PlayStation 5

Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one’s favourite female protagonist. That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and run your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goat of your dreams.

You can be a goat. No really, there are so many goats – If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more.
Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from rolls of toilet paper to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.
This time we hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’ – events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak.
They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games – seven is a lot, right.
Order early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It’s exactly what you think it is.